Crazy Quotes For A Crazy World!
August 9, 2007
We scour the planet for crazy news…
And go around it! with….
The Crazy News: Quick Quotes.
Holland
“We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water.”
Workers from a drinks stall in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort tell a tall tale about a giant Lego man that washed up on the beach.
You can even buy one of these ridiculously oversized Lego men on eBay right now! Bidding at 80 bucks US.
Germany
“In the countryside we’re used to people going at police with muck spreaders, but this was something else.”
A police spokesman discusses how a crazed farmer used his tractor and a muck spreader to ram and spray squad cars, and eluding capture for seven hours by hiding in the nearby woods, he was finally arrested by an elite police unit.
India
“Sindhudurg has the lowest decadal population growth rate of 4. Our aim is to reduce the decadal population growth rate by at least by 10 by 2010.”
Authoriies in the Indian State of Maharashtra are taking desperate measure to curb massive populating growth, offering a 5000-rupee “honeymoon package” to any couple who delays the birth of their first child by two years, and a 7500-rupee package if they can hold off for three years.
UK
“The noise just went on and on. Not for weeks but for months.”
Neighbours of Diane Duffin from Leeds, England, complain about the inccessant and very loud playing of country and western hits like 9 to 5 and Stand By Your Man at all hours of the day and night. Oh the humanity!
USA
“I know what I did was wrong.”
A Catholic priest from a small town in Colorado confesses to police about the naked late night jogging he had been doing. He had been running nude at a high school track and didn’t think anyone would be around at that time of day, but was apprehended by an off duty officer with no sense of humour.
Columbia
“It was the way he moved, the shape of the hair he was using, all of this prompted suspicions.”
A regional police chief talks about the arrest of a man dressed as a woman, who was posing as the wife of another man in an attempt to allude the authorites. He was wanted for murder and ”planning terrorist acts against the security forces.” ¡Ahora, eso está loco!
And that was yet another crazy edition of, The Crazy News: Quick Quotes…..
I need a breather after that!
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When a German fox wondered into a meadow looking for a nice meal, he got a hell of a lot more than he bargained for…
What’s that in the tree you ask?
With a juicy young lamb in his sights, Mr. Fox thought he was home sailing, but one of the rams in the field that day had other ideas.
The aggressive sheep, not interested in having one of the flock’s younger members doing a disappearing act, unexpectedly charged at the stunned fox, and hunter became hunted.
The fox took flight, literally, scuttling up a nearby tree where it remained for quite some time, before making a quick dash back to the den.
They don’t make them as tough as they used to be.
Source: Bild
Old Yellow the Fox…..
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31-year-old woman refuses to give up the teen love she met playing World of Warcraft.
August 7, 2007
As The Crazy News reported a few months back….
They fell for each other playing online role-playing game World of Warcraft, but society was not ready for their woman on teen love, now the 31-year-old Aussie once caught trying to ‘abduct’ her young lover, says her desire for a 17-year-old boy from North Carolina is undying.
Tamara Broome (pictured below) was arrested for child abduction when she arrived in the United States to wisk the boy, who wanted to escape pressure to join the military, back to Australia. She has spoken publicly for the first time about her ordeal.
Freed, after a plea bargain with US Federal authorities , she says that she would “be crazy” to let her teen lover go and that their online relationship “was so much more than just infatuation.”
The University student and part time supermarket worker from Adelaide, South Australia, spoke to Australia’s Nine Television Network, Australian news media reported:
The pair tried many times to break off the internet relationship, Broome said, but their bond was too strong.
“It was so much more than just infatuation,” she said.
“I do love him dearly.”
During their online affair the pair discussed the possibility of a sexual relationship, as well as the prospect of marriage.
“We did talk about all the legal ramifications of him coming over here and what I’d heard, what was legal here and what was legal there etcetera etcetera, so yeah, it was brought up.”
Broome was freed after she agreed to plead guilty to a lesser charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
She is forbidden from contacting the victim in any way until he turns 18 on June 9, 2008.
“I’m going to miss him dreadfully over the next couple of months,” Broome said.
She also indicated the pair may seek to restore the relationship once they are allowed.
“I think I’d be crazy to let him go,” she said.
Down Under weirdo…
Meanwhile, all you World of Warcraft fans should be getting excited. The World of Warcraft movie is set to hit cinemas in the near future, and is rumored to have a Water World style budget of around US $100 million.
The film would be released sometime in 2009 and is targeted for a PG-13 rating. The film will be set approximately a year before the start of World of Warcraft, and interweaves the story of various races, lands and a new hero into a two and a half hour feature told from the Alliance perspective, says The Hollywood News.
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Hello Kitty! Thai police chiefs come up with embarrassing way to punish rouge officers.
August 6, 2007
Hello Coppy!
Bad cops, bad cops, what are we gonna do with you…..
Officers who are late, park in the wrong place or commit other minor transgressions will have to wear a large armband that is bright pink and has a Hello Kitty motif with two hearts embroidered on it.
“This is to help build discipline. We should not let small offences go unnoticed,” Police Colonel Pongpat Chayapan told Reuters news agency.
“Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done,” he said.
The Hello Kitty brand is mainly marketed toward the pre-adolescent female market and the ploy by the Bangkok police department will no doubt smash any notions of masculinity in a force comprised mostly of male police officers.
Yep, doesn’t get much girlier and pink than Hello Kitty, who, according to her website, has a twin sister called Mimmy and loves eating “yummy cookies” and making new friends.
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