Whoops indeed.

‘Hey, Sir have you seen those nuclear weapons that were lying around here lately?’

According to a report, a United States Air force B-52 transport flight from the far northern US State of North Dakota, to the far southern US State of Louisiana last week, was carrying six nuclear warheads attached to cruise missiles. That was despite everyone involved in the mission, including the flight crew, believing that they were just conventional weapons.

And to make matters worse, the little incident may have violated an international nuclear weapons treaty. Not that that matters much anymore.

Oh, dear.

The plane took the cruise missiles from Minot Air Force Base to Barksdale Air Force Base for decommissioning last Thursday, and the nukes flew right across the middle of America for the 6 hour trip, with enough firepower to begin the end of the world.

 BBCnews.com

Officials talking after the story broke in the independent Army Times publication, said the incident was a major breach of security rules surrounding nuclear weapons. One Air Force official said that he could not recall anything similar happening, and that those involved in the mistake had been relieved from duties.

The incident was so serious, even the US President, George Walker, was notified. Not sure there would be much that he could do to fix the problem.

He was however likely only interested in knowing if there was any protein rich foods involved in the incident.

Or weather or not it was okay with Laura to bring some bikini clad “protestors” back home to Washington from the APEC summit Down Under.

To add to the craziness, the US is party to a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons.

“It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated,” an official admitted.

But never fear, the official said.

Saying the situation would likely not have caused a nuclear detonation due to the nuclear weapons not being armed.

“Any time you have nuclear material on board, if the airplane crashes, nuclear material can be spread in the immediate area of the crash, so you get radioactivity in the immediate area of the crash.”

The Crazy News has decided to bring back an old segment.

The Crazy News Tool of the Week!

In this case, it’s the crazy news tool of the month, since it’s been at least 30 days since our last tool awarding.

This time, our tool, comes from lovely Cheshire, England.

Along with the apparently fun act of robbery and vandalism, an 18-year-old burglar thought it would be a fantastic idea to write “Peter Addison was here” on a wall.

And yep, our young friend Peter, actually his real name, was soon nabbed by police.

But it does not end there.

Police who arrived to investigate the incident were stunned to find Addison’s calling card plus other messages saying: “Thanks for the Stay,” according the London’s, The Daily Mail.

They checked his details on a computer system and when they caught up with him, he was also found to be wearing a T shirt stolen during the burglary.

Police were also able to aprehend a number of other offenders with Peter at the time.

Gareth Woods from the local Cheshire Police said: “This crime is up there were the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

“There are some pretty stupid criminals around but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit. The dafetness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier.”

It doesn’t just take the biscuit.

It takes The Crazy News Tool of the Week/Month award too!

Enjoy it Peter, enjoy….

 Oh yes, it’s that time….

Time for….

The Crazy News:

Crazy Video of the Week

And interestingly enough, it’s also that time of the year again, when the world’s evening news-casts conclude with the chaotic scenes from Spain’s Tomatina festival. It’s usually puppies with love hearts in their fur, or crazy Aussie outback ‘bushies’ stuck up trees in croc infested swamps. But we just love watching scenes of half naked humans hurling firm and fresh tomatos across old cobbled European streets at each other, making the crazy world we live in not seem so crazy after all.

Or does it?

Regardless, heres some interesting facts….40,000 people gathered in the town of Bunol this week to hurl 115,000 kilograms of tomatoes at each other, all in the name of fun.

The festival dates back to 1945, when two people at a carnival in Bunol, just outside Valencia, reportedly began hurling tomatoes at each other in a heated argument, as you do.

The festival, which has officially been part of Spain’s national heritage since 2002, takes place on the final Wednesday in August, just thought I would let you know so you know when to book your tickets for next year.

Five massive truckloads of tomatoes were driven into the town’s main square at 11am, an hour earlier than usual in fact, to let the fun begin. Usually participants thoughtfully squeeze the fruit beforehand to soften it up. Like hell they do….

 The Crazy News Blog:

 WORLD EXCLUSIVE!

   Not Nadine’s Boobs, yet anyway.

On August 15, The Crazy News Blog reported the controversy surrounding the awarding of a boob job to a young English woman via an FM radio contest.

The contest stirred up an angry response from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons and made news in papers around the world.

“Many congratulations to Nadine Pude from Wirral, the proud and presumably very excited winner of a competition organised by Liverpool’s 107.6 Juice FM to give one of its listener’s plastic surgery. Despite the disapproval of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons”, read the Guardian Newspaper.

“BAAPS criticised Liverpool’s Juice FM for giving the winner, Nadine Pude, 27, the chance to increase her A-cup bosom to a double D.”, said The Australian Newspaper.

“The decision to perform any surgical procedure must be based on common sense, case selection, good surgical decision making and patient safety,” a BAAPS representative was quoted as saying.

As you read, it was won by 27-year-old Nadine Pude, and a few days after The Crazy News wrote the post, a woman by the name of Nadine claimed right here in the comments that it was she whom had won the prize. A quick search of her name at Google will result in a number of hits from this very web site.

Nadine said she was not happy that the Crazy News had characterised her as “ditzy”, but she kindly put that aside, and said that she would try and organise to “have a pic of before and will have one of after”.

And today (August 30), she says she is going under the knife, and even asked for our best wishes, mnaaa.

Good luck Nadine!

Well, if all goes well, and Nadine is the Nadine from Wirral that she claims she is, and not some hairy fat guy from say Alberta, Canada, the C/News will have some before and after photos. And Nadine will tell us how happy her fiancé, Paul is after the surgery.

Who knows, The Crazy News Guy and all his readers might even get an invite to the wedding….

You never know…